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I have always been sure of one thing: IF I ever get the sparkling opportunity to be a reality show (preferably one of the BRAVO network selections) I will say that everyone calls me “Razzy” and act like a crazy crazy strange bitch. Those are always the memorable characters that later go on to get spots in Toyota commercials or what have you. They are also the characters that keep you coming back. Like this odd muffin: ELISA. She should have been the one kicked off last night but the producers know people will keep watching to see what herbs she infuses her fabric in this time. I already miss Simone and her bush eyebrows. Ah well. So . . .

Here is Elisa’s dress:

I guess she was thinking outside the box a bit, because jeez louise, most of the dress were ugly snooze fests. SO BORING. Get me a sewing machine. I will be Razzy the crazy designer lady who has to go into a deep trance before she allows herself to create and screams at people for moving her kefir.

On a side note: I am IN LOVE with the fat guy on the show. He is soooo broadway, such a fat dear. I really want him to go far based on compassion points. I also like the guy that won, even though I hated the flower on the dress:

And those shoes! Hideous. Heidi, Michael and Tim have to whip these designers into shape. God I love that show. Wednesday nights make me so happy to be a girl with wonderful girlfriends and gay guy friends, and a very sweet boyfriend who watches all this crap with us. Gossip Girls was also oh so thrilling. Though they need to start making these plot lines a little thicker because I am getting sick of just watching skinny rich teenagers cheating on each other. Still love it!

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